A set of eight notecards featuring two each of four different retro Christmas designs including Santa, a snowman, a truck full of presents, and a Christmas tree. Notecards feature "Ho Ho Holy Shit I Need A Drink!," "It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year! Merry Christmas!," "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas," and "Jingle All The Way Nobody Likes A Half-Assed Jingler," sentiments. Cards come in sealed polybag with backer card featuring all designs. Bag features top cutout for easy hanging. Includes eight envelopes.